WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
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I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
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Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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