Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
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Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
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Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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