dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
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most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
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Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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