Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
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i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
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also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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