Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
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So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
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you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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