He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
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Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
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How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Randomize