so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
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Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
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So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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