we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
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I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
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If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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