if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
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I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
foreskin is a definite game changer
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
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Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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