Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
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Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
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i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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