He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
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no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
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"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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