apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
I wish i was in the wii world.
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my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
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I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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