Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
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I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
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After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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