she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
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Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
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Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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