we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
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No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
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Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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