i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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