Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
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that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
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I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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