Can Purell be used as lube?
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
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When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
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I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
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