We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
Randomize