we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
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did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
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Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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