will power is for people who don't want to get laid
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
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Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
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Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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