It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
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Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
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Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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