No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
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Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
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This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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