Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
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i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
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I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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