She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
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Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
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I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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