3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
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when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
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Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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