They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
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she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
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brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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