Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
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Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
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you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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