he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
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All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
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he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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