How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
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Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
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it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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