i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
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bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
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We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
It all started with a game of naked twister.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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