Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
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I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
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This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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