I'm really into asian looking animals
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
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I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
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My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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