Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
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U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
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I think I accidentally invented a religion.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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