I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
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Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
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I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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