At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
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There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
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