WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
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I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
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It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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