Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
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"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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