i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
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