Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
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Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
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She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
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