Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
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I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
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I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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