She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
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I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
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This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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