Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
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Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
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At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I deserve this hangover.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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