I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
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Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
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Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
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