we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
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I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
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My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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