I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
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I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
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Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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