what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
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Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
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Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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