Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
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threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
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To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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