I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
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I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
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I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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