I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
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hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
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I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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